I was cooking in my mother's kitchen today with my mother and sisters (13 & 16) nearby. Well lately my left thigh has been going numb if I stand for too long (because of a pinched nerve or something). After asking to borrow someone's bar stool for a few minutes and getting denied, I explained my numb-leg situation to my mother, in hopes she would watch the stove for a few minutes while I sit on the couch.
Here's how it went.
Me: My thigh keeps going numb.
Mom: That's because you're fat.
Me: I'm not fat.
Mom: Well it's not because you're skinny.
Needless to say, I just ended up pushing through the pins and needles feeling and finished cooking.
Twelve hours later I completely forgot about the whole thing, until I look at the fridge, and see that one of my sisters wrote down our dialog from above, and posted it onto the refrigerator. I'm glad these bitches can get a good laugh at my expense.
Submitted January 11, 2015 at 02:28PM by PlopRock http://ift.tt/1Ic85Xs BabyBumps
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