I had to stop at Walgreens to pick up some cough medicine for my daughter. I went on my lunch break, and it's been kind of a busy day, so thought I deserved a Mountain Dew for the afternoon. I went to the refrigerator case.
20 oz Mt Dew: $1.99 1 liter Mt Dew: ON SALE! $1.99
Well, I'm no math whiz but heck that's a super deal on the 1 liter! Open the door, reach down to the bottom shelf and wrestle out that big ol bottle of deliciousness.
Cashier checks out my stuff and tells me at the end to "Be Well" and I think "heck yeah I'll be well after I drink all this mountain dew!"
Drive back to work, turn off my car, then realize that I need to walk through the entire building with this monstrosity of a soda. Tried to shove it in my purse, and it didn't fit. Tried to push it into my coat, that looked weird. So I took my gloves and hat and jammed it in the crook of my arm and carried it like a football. I walked as fast as possible to my office. I don't think anyone noticed, but I still did feel the need to tell my office mate the price and that it would probably "last me a couple of days hahaha."
Submitted January 23, 2015 at 01:12AM by _partyof5_ http://ift.tt/1AUDl7I PointlessStories
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