I hope you don't think I'm an obese couch potato based on my title. That was simply to stir your interest and create a light-heated atmosphere . . . such as when I describe my special talents for untangling string and helping old ladies to reach that high supermarket shelf.
My schedule has opened up considerably, and I'm hoping I can find someone with whom to share a few embarrassing laughs with, confess secrets to, and together plot the world's greatest jewel heist. If you're a sharp-tongued Femme fetale who loves baby sloths and can outrun a helicopter, you may just be the most awesome person alive. How come we are not best friends?
. . . If you like cake, I would also like to be your friend.
As for me, I'm an old soul with a passion for art. I'm one of those horrible people who has a high metabolism and rarely needs to exercise. I own too many books and too many DVDs, both of which are already outdated :( I love browsing Netflix for twice as long as it takes for me to watch the movie that I ultimately decide on. I'm nerdy, laid back, and cuddly as a fat baby panda.
(Note: I have no experience with baby pandas, so they may in fact be ferocious homicide machines)
You wouldn't know it from this flamboyant post, but I'm unbelievably shy in person . . .
So how is your 2015 year treating you? Did you get that promotion at work? Have you discovered any hidden movie treasures? Did your sibling get married to a grizzly bear?
Hope to hear from you soon!
Submitted January 10, 2015 at 06:11AM by stroxx http://ift.tt/1A1lETr r4r
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