Hello TIFU, I haven't posted here before so I don't quite know how to begin or what the rules are, even though the rules are right in front of me, but I guess I'll just begin by saying I am a 17 year old male that is still in school and planning too go to college, I have a clean record, a great relationship with my family, and plenty of friends. Now let me cut too the chase, this all started a week ago and I still can't get this tragic event out do my head. It's been taunting me ever since it happened. It was just a normal day I got up, got dressed, drove too school, and spent 7 hours learning about meaningless shit no one cares about. When I got home from school I got a redbull out of the refrigerator and chilled out on the couch while watching some South Park. My parents didn't get home till around 7 and I don't have any other siblings so I pretty much had the house to myself for a good 4 hours. So that's when I thought "Hm, mabye I should hop in the shower and spank the monkey for a bit", and I did. I took my phone too the bathroom, pulled up some good porn, turned the shower on, ( I like doing it in the shower it's more fun that way ), slapped some lube on the ol' pecker and went too it. I don't know how I managed too FaceTime my mom while masturbating but, boy was that the most horrible thing I've ever done in my life. I guess I accidentally closed the porn while going at it, tapped the phone button, and clicked "FaceTime Mom". I don't know how it happened, but it happened okay? I was in the middle of the climax when all of the sudden I hear a "H-OH MY GOD (blank) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". Startled, I quickly hung up, turned the phone off, turned the shower off, got dressed, and thought about what I had done. By the time I got dressed there were about 7 missed calls from my mom, and 10 messages from the same person saying things like: "What the hell did you think is so fascinating about FaceTiming your mom at work while masturbating!?!?" and "When we get home were going too have a HUGE discussion about this!!!" followed by "Your dad is going to be so mad when he hears about this!. My heart was pounding, my mind was racing, my legs were shaking. I couldn't even text my mom back because I was so embarrassed of what I did. I decided to just relax and watch something until my parents got home and try to forget about the whole thing. By the time my parents got home we had a huge talk about the birds and the bees ( something I've known about for a long time ), how it's not okay to FaceTime your mom in the shower, and another conversation about how much trouble I'm in. Well Reddit, that's my fuck up and I hope you enjoyed it. I know it was long so I'll put a TLDR at the bottom.
TLDR- Bored, had the hose too myself, decided too masturbate, facetimed mom on accident while jacking off, got in huge trouble.
Submitted December 17, 2014 at 04:42AM by MCCreepers13 http://ift.tt/1uQ5vx6 tifu
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