-When eating your daily restaurant lunch, get a soda or alcoholic drink with your meal, so that you don't have to waste gas driving out to buy it later at a different store.
-Nobody is stupid enough to hand out discount vouchers on products they are trying to sell, and they especially aren't going to mail them to your house without you asking, so just go the store the minute you need butter and pay whatever whole foods feels is fair.
-While naked in your house during a snowstorm, make sure all your blinds are closed. The vent-shaped 1mil plastic sheet full of holes will insulate your house.
-When flying to another country for your twice-annual vacation, bring a sandwich in case you get hungry on the flight. Bring 2 sandwiches if you're staying in the hotel for longer than 3 days.
-If it goes between you and ground, splurge! Buy yourself some cast-iron boots, hire some guy to carry you, sleep on a pile of the finest Michelin tires, buy your own plane (and stop paying to rent space on some other guys plane!)
-When buying your daily Starbucks, have the near-child who runs the coffee vending machine behind the counter pour you a grande to save almost $0.60 over the vente.
-You can probably finish 50lbs of beef before it goes bad, always buy your wagyu beef and emperor penguin fillets in bulk
-Wait! don't buy a replacement refrigerator for the one that broke today! Make sure you put at least 24 hours between your necessity of an item and its purchase. This makes the item cheaper somehow!
-A dryer is warm and moving, your body is warm and moving too, just wear your wet clothes to save on drying costs.
Submitted November 11, 2014 at 10:04AM by Googunk http://ift.tt/1tAUOOc Frugal_Jerk
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