TIFU by accepting a bet. tifu

I went to a friend's house today, originally to watch football. We made wings and had a great time. My friend had some sriracha on his counter and bet me that i couldn't drink a third of the bottle. If I did i would get 5 dollars. The reason why it was 5 dollars, was because I thought it would be easy. I suffer from numerous stomach issues, some are acid reflux, and lactose intolerance. I drank however much i needed to drink. It was hot as hell. I ran to his refrigerator to get a glass of milk. That single glass turned into around 5. I puked once, and shit fury everywhere on his toilet, and then mine, and then in the shower. My ass hurts, my stomach hurts, and because of the puke, my throat burns and hurts. TL;DR sriracha chugged, asshole torn, 5 dollars richer

Submitted October 12, 2014 at 05:06AM by SB_Smitty http://ift.tt/1EIY9Ux tifu