So, this one is long but an interesting one -
Sandeep and Me go to Imran's house and I see Imran coming out of the lift, he gives his key to us and goes out to get food. We go upstairs to his apartment and try the lock. It doesn't open. I call-up Imran and he asks us to use the brass key. Now Sandeep shakes it, rocks it, somehow gets it open.
We enter and its all dark inside. I switch on the lights and the whole apartment is neat and uber clean. Utterly shocked to see that! (Imran's apartment nd Clean?? DaFuq??). I go into the kitchen and find the refrigerator missing, and the kitchen too looks spotless, except for some used plates. I come into the hall and I felt something was different about it. I try the lock on Imran's room, this one too is a tuffy, I rock it... shake it and somehow open it.
I switch the light on in his room. His bed is missing along with the whole laptop+monitor+speakers ensemble, i.e. the XBMC unit. Also the light is on the other wall. I only see a mattress on the floor with some random headphones (again, the room is really really clean). I think "Now this is really wierd". I open his closet and find all these formal shirts and pants, weird deos and talcum powder. Suddenly it strikes me!!
We opened up a different Fu*king apartment!! What the faaaaakkk??? We opened 402 instead of 502!!!
We rush out!! We try to lock it and the locks don't work!! I run downstairs call the watchman... tell him the whole story... Try to convince him that we aren't thieves. We use our lock and shut the apartment...stick a note on the door.. and leave..!!
How I and Sandeep opened up two locks and entered a whole different apartment in a different floor, with random keys??? I myself wont believe, even If I tell this to myself over and over again.!!
All this time I was fucking sober.!!! I thought of taking a selfie in the moment, but again why the fuck would I make the proof of my own burglary?? Later, when I was walking upstairs it hit me!! WOHHOOOWWW.. I am... The Hobbit.!!!
Submitted October 25, 2014 at 12:26PM by Goyeramanasetti http://ift.tt/1w2COBI tifu
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