[W] a refrigerator filled with human heads cahideas

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Submitted December 18, 2015 at 10:48PM by Tsquare43 http://ift.tt/1NXzLUE cahideas

Black Cards from AskReddit cahideas

So I took some of the awesome boat-load of ideas posed yesterday by /u/amdewstow and rephrased them to sound more CAH-y.

1. What three items do I have in my box labeled “in case of emergency”?


2. The last time I got punched in the face? Well, that’s a long story, but it had to do with _


3. _. That’s when my childhood officially ended.


4. It’s easier for kids to get away with _ than adults.


5. What is the greatest non-sexual pleasure?


6. When I met my girlfriend’s parents, I made the mistake of mentioning my _ hobby.


7. I’ve really struggled with _ all my life, but it’s hard to complain about it to others.


8. _. Scarier at night that during the day.


9. Whenever I have guests over, they always remark how strange it is that I keep _ in the refrigerator.


10. I would never get _ for myself, but would love to give it as a gift.
    


11. The aliens were able to understand and assimilate to all aspects of human life, except for the concept of _, that was totally lost on them.


12. My college roommate was completely mad at me for having _ in the dorm. I mean, come on, man, lighten up.


13. My parents had a hard time explaining to all their friends why my favorite childhood toy was _


14. I am temporarily obsessed with _.


15. Man, I’m glad I’m over my teenage “_” phase.


16. What makes a girl attractive?


17. Your mother was a _ and your father smelled of _


18. I have _ as a “plan B” topic for when a conversation starts becoming awkward.


19. At my job I’m basically _


20. Finals week is weird, one time I actually saw someone have a complete mental breakdown because of _


21. I only pretend to enjoy _, but everyone else seems to really like it.


22. I know it’s minor, but when I when I catch my boyfriend with _ it just irritates the hell out of me.


23. Provided it’s of proper quality, you only need to buy _ once.


24. I know it’s a perfectly legitimate hobby, but I still cannot help but judge someone negatively for enjoying _


25. School textbooks have completely left out the role of _ in the founding of this country.


26. What I learned in boating school is _.


27. I simply cannot bring myself to give a fuck about _


28. You know what I really need? A “Honk if you like _” bumper sticker.


29. You can never be too old for _


30. Do to the rapid advancement of technology, I fear the children of the next generation will never get to experience _.


31. I’m getting real tired of explaining the _ card.


32. What becomes more fun the more people who participate?


33. If I had to sum-up the city of [your hometown] in one phrase it would have to be “_”

Submitted January 06, 2015 at 03:27AM by wholedwarf http://ift.tt/1Kfxxx6 cahideas