Showing posts with label Elephantjokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elephantjokes. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2015

My favorite Elephant Joke. Elephantjokes


How many elephants can fit in a mini? Four. Two in the front, two in the back.


How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? There are foot prints in the butter.


How do you know there's two elephants in your refrigerator? The refrigerator's light is out and you can hear them giggling.


How do you know there's three elephants in your refrigerator? The door won't shut.


How do you know there's four elephants in your refrigerator? There's a parked mini outside.







Submitted February 19, 2015 at 02:27PM by ifeedzooanimals http://ift.tt/1G6CwNl Elephantjokes

Saturday, January 3, 2015

A whole series Elephantjokes


How do you fit 4 elephants into a Honda Civic?


2 in the front seat, 2 in the back.


How can you tell if there's an elephant hiding in your refrigerator?


He'll leave footprints in the butter.


How can you tell if there's two elephants hiding in your refrigerator?


You can hear them giggle when the light goes off.


How can you tell if there's three elephants hiding in your refrigerator?


It's hard to get the door closed.


How can you tell if there's four elephants hiding your refrigerator?


There's a Honda Civic parked out front.







Submitted January 03, 2015 at 09:47PM by Blenderhead36 http://ift.tt/1BtSuOG Elephantjokes

How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? Elephantjokes


Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.







Submitted January 03, 2015 at 02:56PM by nupanick http://ift.tt/1Bt2Y0W Elephantjokes

How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator? Elephantjokes


Open the door and insert the elephant.







Submitted January 03, 2015 at 02:08PM by CONelson http://ift.tt/1xD3XhD Elephantjokes