Cure for global warming: Everyone leaves their refrigerator and freezers open 24/7 CrazyIdeas

Whole world cools down to 17 degrees in a matter of weeks.

Submitted January 22, 2018 at 09:11AM by Ssamccarroll http://ift.tt/2DVnEr0 CrazyIdeas

We are an upcoming movie company that is crafting a film based on a random script we found in a drawer CrazyIdeas

Hey everybody!,

So basically as the title states, we are a small upcoming movie company and we are just about to send the finalised script to multiple companies in our country. This is the original synopsis that I and my Executive Producer found in the drawer of a high school room. Inspired, we decided to use this as the basis for our script and plot:

The Fake Counterfeit

Act 1 Two homeless people who lost their savings during a stock exchange transaction in the 2008 financial crisis to a Fossil Fuel Corporation live in a refrigerator and a vending machine respectively. They decide to renew their previous niveous riche status by printing bucket loads of counterfeited money by using industrial size printers by sneaking into the local university library at night. On top of this, they pay their final savings to two of their hobo neighbours to dress up as them and use their identification in applying for a bus trip to a nearby city, making it seem the duo were on vacation during the period where the counterfeit money began to circulate. The duo then hide the massive wulth of highly combustible, crappy counterfeit money in an abandoned shack in the middle of nowhere in a secluded wilderness. They then “find” the counterfeit money and report it the police. They do this before before emailing themselves death threats to themselves. They use these death threats as justification as applying for ‘the witness protection program’ as they argue the counterfeiters must have found out who they are, getting themselves a new house and constant government payments to live off for welfare

Act 2 The fridge guy is happy and starts up a restaurant that sells cuisine that come on top of hats (to symbolise him overcoming society’s pressure) while the vending machine guy’s ambition drives him to send himself another death threat, so that he can sue the government for failing to provide him with proper protection. The government, now suspicious, sends an auditor from the Taxation Office to investigate the case. The Vending Machine attempts to set up another counterfeit farm by conspiring with a nutcase homeless, who is one the neighbours who came back from vacation early, who wants to go to prison for the free food and television so that he can frame him as the leader of the countefeiters. After attempting to conspire with his former refrigerator-dwelling friend his paranoia allows him to come to the conclusion the supposed nutcase hobo is in fact attempting to wire the counterfeiting complex to frame Vending Guy and get him arrested. So before going in to plant the fake evidence vending guy places a camera 9 hours earlier to catch the other hobo putting up the camera. The whole plans falls apart however, when an organised crime group burns down the entire facility to rout out competition in the counterfeiting market.

Act 3 The real counterfeiters than manage to locate the duo’s location and send a myriad of death threats and hate mail. Fridge Guy, who is now starting up a global charity for the environment and the third world as well as becoming a media tycoon (invested by the Fossil Fuel Corporation), reports this to the police. The auditor investigates the rubble of the second counterfeit facility and finds two footages. One where the nutcase hobo is attempting to frame Vending guy and a second which is a footage of Vending guy framing nutcase hobo by filming him place a camera in the original location. The mafia then kidnaps Vending Guy and takes him away to an overseas location, while the auditor reveals evidence to the government that the counterfeit money is in fact all fake counterfeit money. At this moment, the other neighbour hobo return from their vacation. Meanwhile, the fridge guy makes massive amounts of money with his media business due to his knowledge of the inner workings of the whole confusing debacle, making his news the most referable. The mafia boss explains his plan to the vending guy, which is to utilise the vending man’s plans to delegitimise any reports of counterfeiting so that the government will dismiss them all as false claims. The other neighbour hobo has investigated both the library location and the restaurant and find both locations to be wired to the brim with government cables. The auditor has in fact decided to blackmail the media tycoon former-fridge guy with the evidence found in these locations.

Act 4 The fridge guy however, decides to liquidise his company and sell portions of the intellectual rights to the third world to help fund libraries and universities by providing it with unique papers required for doctorates, with the advertising divisions handed to environmental protection and alternative energy research. He then loosens the security in his now fancy home to purposely get himself kidnapped. Now, both the fridge guy and the vending guy are kidnapped in another country which has no extradition agreement with the original nation. Thanks to the mafia they were able to get free transportation to the slums of one of the third world nations where they donated money. The duo and the neighbour hobo uses money from the hat restaurant to pay for the ransom, however the duo organises it so they are freed in the third world nation so they oversee the construction of the universities. The nutcase hobo reveals to have a third footage of the second facility that was placed 9 hours before vending man’s camera to catch him the act of the second camera. The third camera was located by the second neighbour hobo who finds the footage contains the mafia spraying oil across the facility. The increased development in that nation diminishes the strength of the mafia along with the footage proving their willingness to destroy rival counterfeit, the collapse of the media company heavily damages the power and reputation of the fossil fuel corporation which goes bankrupt due to overconfidence in investing the rising media firm, and the auditor’s blackmail reveal convinces the government to renew their efforts to regulate corruption within their ranks. And everyone live happily ever after.

Submitted November 16, 2017 at 01:15PM by CinematograFilm http://ift.tt/2yJNhHP CrazyIdeas

We are an upcoming movie company that is crafting a film based on a random script we found in a drawer CrazyIdeas

Hey everybody!,

So basically as the title states, we are a small upcoming movie company and we are just about to send the finalised script to multiple companies in our country. This is the original synopsis that I and my Executive Producer found in the drawer of a high school room. Inspired, we decided to use this as the basis for our script and plot:

The Fake Counterfeit

Act 1 Two homeless people who lost their savings during a stock exchange transaction in the 2008 financial crisis to a Fossil Fuel Corporation live in a refrigerator and a vending machine respectively. They decide to renew their previous niveous riche status by printing bucket loads of counterfeited money by using industrial size printers by sneaking into the local university library at night. On top of this, they pay their final savings to two of their hobo neighbours to dress up as them and use their identification in applying for a bus trip to a nearby city, making it seem the duo were on vacation during the period where the counterfeit money began to circulate. The duo then hide the massive wulth of highly combustible, crappy counterfeit money in an abandoned shack in the middle of nowhere in a secluded wilderness. They then “find” the counterfeit money and report it the police. They do this before before emailing themselves death threats to themselves. They use these death threats as justification as applying for ‘the witness protection program’ as they argue the counterfeiters must have found out who they are, getting themselves a new house and constant government payments to live off for welfare

Act 2 The fridge guy is happy and starts up a restaurant that sells cuisine that come on top of hats (to symbolise him overcoming society’s pressure) while the vending machine guy’s ambition drives him to send himself another death threat, so that he can sue the government for failing to provide him with proper protection. The government, now suspicious, sends an auditor from the Taxation Office to investigate the case. The Vending Machine attempts to set up another counterfeit farm by conspiring with a nutcase homeless, who is one the neighbours who came back from vacation early, who wants to go to prison for the free food and television so that he can frame him as the leader of the countefeiters. After attempting to conspire with his former refrigerator-dwelling friend his paranoia allows him to come to the conclusion the supposed nutcase hobo is in fact attempting to wire the counterfeiting complex to frame Vending Guy and get him arrested. So before going in to plant the fake evidence vending guy places a camera 9 hours earlier to catch the other hobo putting up the camera. The whole plans falls apart however, when an organised crime group burns down the entire facility to rout out competition in the counterfeiting market.

Act 3 The real counterfeiters than manage to locate the duo’s location and send a myriad of death threats and hate mail. Fridge Guy, who is now starting up a global charity for the environment and the third world as well as becoming a media tycoon (invested by the Fossil Fuel Corporation), reports this to the police. The auditor investigates the rubble of the second counterfeit facility and finds two footages. One where the nutcase hobo is attempting to frame Vending guy and a second which is a footage of Vending guy framing nutcase hobo by filming him place a camera in the original location. The mafia then kidnaps Vending Guy and takes him away to an overseas location, while the auditor reveals evidence to the government that the counterfeit money is in fact all fake counterfeit money. At this moment, the other neighbour hobo return from their vacation. Meanwhile, the fridge guy makes massive amounts of money with his media business due to his knowledge of the inner workings of the whole confusing debacle, making his news the most referable. The mafia boss explains his plan to the vending guy, which is to utilise the vending man’s plans to delegitimise any reports of counterfeiting so that the government will dismiss them all as false claims. The other neighbour hobo has investigated both the library location and the restaurant and find both locations to be wired to the brim with government cables. The auditor has in fact decided to blackmail the media tycoon former-fridge guy with the evidence found in these locations.

Act 4 The fridge guy however, decides to liquidise his company and sell portions of the intellectual rights to the third world to help fund libraries and universities by providing it with unique papers required for doctorates, with the advertising divisions handed to environmental protection and alternative energy research. He then loosens the security in his now fancy home to purposely get himself kidnapped. Now, both the fridge guy and the vending guy are kidnapped in another country which has no extradition agreement with the original nation. Thanks to the mafia they were able to get free transportation to the slums of one of the third world nations where they donated money. The duo and the neighbour hobo uses money from the hat restaurant to pay for the ransom, however the duo organises it so they are freed in the third world nation so they oversee the construction of the universities. The nutcase hobo reveals to have a third footage of the second facility that was placed 9 hours before vending man’s camera to catch him the act of the second camera. The third camera was located by the second neighbour hobo who finds the footage contains the mafia spraying oil across the facility. The increased development in that nation diminishes the strength of the mafia along with the footage proving their willingness to destroy rival counterfeit, the collapse of the media company heavily damages the power and reputation of the fossil fuel corporation which goes bankrupt due to overconfidence in investing the rising media firm, and the auditor’s blackmail reveal convinces the government to renew their efforts to regulate corruption within their ranks. And everyone live happily ever after.

Submitted November 16, 2017 at 01:15PM by CinematograFilm http://ift.tt/2yJNhHP CrazyIdeas

Create a language where the only words are "dude" and "fuck" with varying levels of tone and motions to indicate different things. CrazyIdeas

This would only be a spoken language, not written because

"duuuuuude." John dude fuuuuck dude duuude fuck.

Translation: "Watch out!" John said, pointing with alarm at the refrigerator.

Submitted November 06, 2017 at 10:35PM by lordg52 http://ift.tt/2yC2C14 CrazyIdeas

Refrigerator oven CrazyIdeas

A small temperature-controlled box similar to a microwave oven, but instead of microwaves, your food or drink is blasted with refrigerant at high concentration. After around a minute or so, your food or drink is cold. You can enjoy your cool drink or put your food in long-term storage.

Submitted October 31, 2017 at 02:54PM by reaganbush2020 http://ift.tt/2lyOob9 CrazyIdeas

Have Yeti develop their technology to adapt to housing. Set thermostat to 70 on Monday, turn off, and it's good until Wednesday. CrazyIdeas

Could work for freezers and refrigerators too.

Submitted October 04, 2017 at 07:35PM by str8uphemi http://ift.tt/2yHKY7N CrazyIdeas

When you sell drugs on the street, wear a giant refrigerator box and have your customer climb inside with you for the transaction so the cops can't see. CrazyIdeas

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Submitted September 28, 2017 at 04:25AM by JTskulk http://ift.tt/2xGOWjs CrazyIdeas

Put a mirror on your refrigerator so you think about your appearance before getting something to eat. CrazyIdeas

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Submitted May 15, 2017 at 11:29PM by Ronaldoi http://ift.tt/2rjzbK7 CrazyIdeas

Put a mirror on your refrigerator so you think about your appearance before getting something to eat. CrazyIdeas

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Submitted May 15, 2017 at 11:29PM by Ronaldoi http://ift.tt/2rjzbK7 CrazyIdeas

SWATchef - A cooking show where a SWAT team takes you and your refrigerator to a set where you cook with what you have available. CrazyIdeas

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Submitted April 24, 2017 at 07:36PM by JapanDoesntExist http://ift.tt/2oDYKTr CrazyIdeas

Equip your refrigerator with a 2 inch tall Evil Arch Wizard who polices what people eat, if they pick the wrong item he will turn them into a shard of cinders, if they pick the correct item he will whisper ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME while twirling in a circle until he collapses CrazyIdeas

Um. Yeah I kinda had a long day. Here to vent.

Submitted February 23, 2017 at 03:11AM by Radu47 http://ift.tt/2l0XiZA CrazyIdeas

Keep a mini refrigerator or freezer in your classroom (help requested) CrazyIdeas

(I don't know if i'm following the rules, if i'm not please delete my post) I'm a ninth grade student and I got permission to put a mini freezer in a teacher's classroom. I have two questions. How big is 1.1 cubic feet? Are there any common objects for comparison? But the main question, how should I use it? I need creative ideas of how to use it. What should I keep in it? What can I do with it? How can I fully take advantage of it? Stuff like that. If there is a different subreddit that might have ideas please let me know. Thanks for your help. :)

Submitted February 18, 2017 at 09:29AM by Redstonebulldog http://ift.tt/2l4nXI4 CrazyIdeas

Keep a mini refrigerator or freezer in your classroom (help requested) CrazyIdeas

(I don't know if i'm following the rules, if i'm not please delete my post) I'm a ninth grade student and I got permission to put a mini freezer in a teacher's classroom. I have two questions. How big is 1.1 cubic feet? Are there any common objects for comparison? But the main question, how should I use it? I need creative ideas of how to use it. What should I keep in it? What can I do with it? How can I fully take advantage of it? Stuff like that. If there is a different subreddit that might have ideas please let me know. Thanks for your help. :)

Submitted February 18, 2017 at 09:29AM by Redstonebulldog http://ift.tt/2l4nXI4 CrazyIdeas

Refrigerator with gull wing doors. CrazyIdeas

Seriously.

Also: rename /r/CrazyIdeas to /r/CrazyRefrigeratorIdeas

Submitted December 29, 2016 at 01:40AM by BrotherSeamus http://ift.tt/2iFyXHQ CrazyIdeas

A game show called "Triggered!" where SJWs compete to see who can be triggered by the most petty thing for bragging rights. CrazyIdeas

Host: "Alright. Rainbow here says she can be triggered by watching a man and a woman kiss. Teal Moon can you beat that?
Teal Moon: "Yes Bob. I can be triggered by thinking about how the Spanish language only uses male and female when assigning genders to objects. Like table is la mesa and dining room is el comedor. What about gender fluid objects or objects that identify as other objects like a lamp that identifies as a refrigerator. I can't.... I can't..." Host: "And we have a winner!"

Submitted October 20, 2016 at 06:23AM by mrboston9 http://ift.tt/2doQ8PK CrazyIdeas

Amazon Underground should be an underground pipe delivery system to your garage/refrigerator CrazyIdeas

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Submitted October 01, 2016 at 11:07AM by komocode http://ift.tt/2dhappf CrazyIdeas

Tiny furniture for the contents of your refrigerator. CrazyIdeas

For people whose fridges are a little bare or who want a way to signify the stature of one salad dressing over another by giving it a tiny throne. Imagine your oranges each relaxing in tiny lounge chairs or a hammock for your bananas, sized to fit the most common ranges of fridge shelves.

Submitted September 21, 2016 at 05:00AM by RedDyeNumber4 http://ift.tt/2cXKT8F CrazyIdeas

Like the US Olympic "Dream Team," bring the top corporate manufacturers together every 10 years to collectively produce the best possible product in their field: cars, phones, refrigerators, etc. CrazyIdeas

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Submitted September 14, 2016 at 10:57PM by writesgud http://ift.tt/2ceSoXN CrazyIdeas

A refrigerator that actually makes things warmer CrazyIdeas

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Submitted August 13, 2016 at 08:08AM by h1ghdeaz http://ift.tt/2b4uM5m CrazyIdeas

Every weekend the whole world should open all of their refrigerator doors at the same time to let the cold air out and help fight global warming. CrazyIdeas

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Submitted July 27, 2016 at 10:56AM by 31415927 http://ift.tt/2ag9XWJ CrazyIdeas