Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? AntiJoke

Because it was dead.

Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?

It was married to the first one and couldn't live without it.

Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.

Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree?

Because trees aren't designed to hold fridges.

Why did Sally fall off of her bike?

Because she was hit on the head by three squirrels and a refrigerator.

Submitted August 12, 2017 at 02:36AM by laskman http://ift.tt/2wQuJob AntiJoke

Is your refrigerator running? AntiJoke

No, it exploded! Patch me through to your manager! You'll all be hearing from my lawyer!

Submitted June 01, 2017 at 11:29AM by matthew941996 http://ift.tt/2sq3w9C AntiJoke

What's white and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? AntiJoke

A refrigerator.

Submitted February 05, 2016 at 03:00AM by gitsnshiggles1 http://ift.tt/23LWv0Y AntiJoke

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? AntiJoke

Lucy was hit by a flying refrigerator

Submitted February 20, 2015 at 09:22PM by e_green22 http://ift.tt/19JR7nx AntiJoke