3 men go to heaven Jokes

And God says, "How did you men get here?".

The first man says "I came home and heard moaning sounds from my wife's bedroom, and I rushed there to see if my wife was cheating on me. I saw nobody there, yet I clearly heard the sounds of two people making love. In anger and frustration, I threw my refrigerator out the window. I died from the stress it put on my body."

Then, God turns to the next man and says, "How did you get here?"

The second man says, "Well, I was walking home from work when a refrigerator landed on me and crushed me."

Finally, God turns to the last man and says "How did you get here?"

The third man says, "I was hiding in a refrigerator when it was thrown out the window!"

Submitted June 13, 2017 at 08:02AM by SavageTimmy http://ift.tt/2rkIxJi Jokes