Had an interesting experience in class today, just wondering what your thoughts on it are? FULLCOMMUNISM

A liberal/communist (basically the same thing) Muslim homosexual lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on economics.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the smartest economist the world has ever known, even greater than Rand Paul and Ayn Rand combined!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, libertarian, and CEO who had read at least 10 pages of Das Kapital and fully understood how communism (aka the Obama administration) was a tool used to oppress the masses and that only the free markets will truly liberate us, stood up and asked a question. "What do a quantum physics and communism have in common?"

The professor was confused by the nature of the question at first, but once he had adjusted his glasses (an invention only made possible by the wonders of capitalism btw) the arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied:

"The founding fathers, Karl Marx and Werner Heisenberg, were both German! You thought you could outsmart me you bourgeois swine?"

"Correct professor. I applaud you, well done. However there is one other thing they both have in common that you failed to mention."

The professor raised one of his bushy Islamic eyebrows in intrigue. "Well, what is it?"

The student smiled softly, for he knew victory was within his grasp.

"They both only work in theory."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of 'The State and Revolution'. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears commies cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Russell Brand, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a simple economics professor. The students applauded and all registered for the Libertarian party that day and accepted Ron Paul as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Property Rights" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and abolished the state, establishing an Anarcho-capitalist paradise in the process.

That student's name? Penn Jillette.

Submitted March 17, 2015 at 10:30AM by KiaHoraTeMarino http://ift.tt/1ARiH84 FULLCOMMUNISM