Brokis scheme thwarted by leg day. swoleacceptance

Today, upon returning to my dwelling after doing myprayers at the temple, I felt a disturbance.

Gone was the silently humming promise of gains that usually emanates from my refrigerator.

Quickly, I realized: The trickster Broki had sent one of his 5x5 cursed Gobins to sabotage my trusty appliances' compressor, on the first warm day of the year, so as to spoil all my gains-to-be.

But little did he know!

Due to this week's late shifts I had to rearrange my schedule of visits to the temple. And now, still feeling the fresh leg day prayers in my quads and glutes, I shall consume all perishables and will turn them into gains, for the greater Glory of Brodin!

But Brothers: If you have recommendations for food that's worthy of one walking the iron path and keeps well without refrigeration, by all means, tell me. I have no Idea what to do without milk.

Submitted March 17, 2015 at 08:47PM by DerBibliothekar http://ift.tt/1Gjjgfu swoleacceptance