A masked man goes into a sperm bank at night MeanJokes

and he goes up to the woman at the counter and points a gun at her. "Open up the safe!", he says. The woman replies, "Sir, this is a sperm bank!" He says, "I know this is a sperm bank, open up the safe and bring me two bottles of semen!" The woman goes to the locked refrigerator and brings back the semen. The man says, "Alright, now open one up and drink it." The woman fearing for her life, drinks the semen. "Now the second bottle." The woman drinks it and then starts to cry. The man proceeds to remove his mask and the woman at the counter is shocked to find out that it is her husband. He says, "You see honey? That wasn't so difficult."

Submitted March 12, 2015 at 08:05AM by sean7755 http://ift.tt/1B6wg36 MeanJokes