The zombie invasion arrived in an unexpected fashion. The undead immediately became intensely concerned with cleanliness and personal hygiene. Instead of the bloody quest for brains, they spent hours scrubbing themselves with antibacterial soap. They aimlessly sprayed Lysol , and mopped floors for days. The hordes invaded big box stores and raided the cleaning supplies. They polished, waxed, scrubbed and sanitized everything in sight. I channel surfed as my neighbor tom slowly cleaned my refrigerator. Edna the landlady was on her hands and knees scrubbing my kitchen floor. Cracking another ice cold beer, I put my feet up. All in all the zombie invasion wasn't that bad.
Submitted February 21, 2015 at 06:50PM by I_like_Icecreamboobs http://ift.tt/19PQ6KC WritingPrompts
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