Create nacho super dome with nachos. When it doesn't work out just call it nachos.
When anyone enters the house, smack them on the ass and yell loudly in their ear. The more incoherent the better "RrrawwlllI hate Osama Bin Laden - Football rules!"
Inflate Budtastick 34 ft. Inflatable Desert Storm Bo Jackson Bladdership Keg Cooler with optional double cassette deck
Start five of the 15 BBQs
Walk around and make everyone taste the rib sauce you have aged for three years
Yell at the TV. At the end of the game, karate chop your TV and break it, proving how much you love football. Then say something like "TVs are cheap, this victory was not." And then get everyone to pray.
Through the entire game make fun of anyone who brings vegetables. Like "Hey, John, nice asshole veggie tray - you vote for Dukakis?" When John starts crying, punch him. Encourage others to punch John. Then pour BBQ sauce on him. Then admit that you're gay. Start crying.
Make bets throughout the game and when you get drunk enough to form the courage - start betting on nights with each other's significant others. Apologize a bunch and explain to your significant other that you were joking, then wink at your buddy's significant other.
Talk about the war.
When your friends leave, call the cops and say that a number of people are driving drunk on such and such road. When they call you for bail, be really smug about how you told them to watch their liquor like they are the one with the liquor problem, and not you - the guy who tried to fight the refrigerator at half time.
Submitted January 17, 2015 at 01:58AM by levilarrington http://ift.tt/17Qxl8Q comedywriting
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