So I created this sub because I could find nowhere else to post all of the stupid shit I do, and fun stuff. I find myself shaking my fist at god, the clouds, the trees, children. Pretty much everything. I am like an old man. challenginglife

Fuck you life. You cannot stop me.

So how did I challenge life yesterday?

Well my vegan thanksgiving loaf, I was shocked it tasted any good, decided it was really cold in my refrigerator, and started growing itself a nice furry white coat to stay warm.

Fuck you food. You don't get to grow a fucking coat. Your job is to stay fucking put until I decide to eat you.

Offended, I decided to eat the entire thing.

Now my mouth feels funny.

But my stomach is fine, and I got the energy out of it.

Checkmate vegan loaf.

Submitted January 04, 2015 at 10:29PM by ilovesellinblow http://ift.tt/1Abeilq challenginglife