I have a lot of roommates, so all of our food doesn’t fit in one fridge. I was looking for a new one and my mom’s work was giving one away... it was old, it smelled funny and it was hideous, but it worked. I used it for a few weeks until my father in law moved into a new house and gave me his much newer, bigger, and less odiferous fridge. Naturally I tried to sell the smelly old one on craigslist. I posted:
Fridge for sale $40 You haul
It didn’t sell… it sat on craigslist for a week with no responses. I decided to beef up the add
Fridge for sale.
What kind? It's a fucking bad ass AMERICAN made GE refrigerator. It gets cold as shit, so cold that it makes your beers taste better. How you ask? Because of fucking magic, I don't know, I'm not a fucking scientist. But seriously, who likes warm beer. Nobody except the Germans. You know what happened to them? We kicked their asses in WWI AND WWII.
Cold Beer > Warm beer.
Not impressed? Well hold on to your fucking hats, cuz you are about to get blown away. This fridge is old as shit. Why is that impressive you might ask? Because it still works like the day it was made. That means it's a quality beer-chilling machine. Dependable. Workhorse. BAD FUCKING ASS Refrigerator.
Its also got a freezer for when you want to make shit extra cold. No ice maker. Making ice is a waste of time, buy that shit at the store. All that time you are wasting on making ice, you could be drinking ICE COLD BEERS!
I will even throw in the sweet ass rock lobster sticker that is on it. I'd Take it but its fucking stuck. You can also have the bonus hooks on the side, those are for hanging your dresses on once you've decided you want to become a man and drink cold ass beers from a BAS ASS AMERICAN MADE fridge.
You want to be the picture of manliness? Do you want your friends to admire and aspire to one day be as manly as you? Then grow a fucking beard, buy this fridge, fill it with beers, and you will be revered by men and women alike. If you email me asking about being "firm" on the price I will tell you right now that I am NOT. $40 is only my starting price, you may want to pay me more after you see this beer sanctuary in person
$40. You haul
40 minutes later I had a buyer, she told me hr fridge just \broke, and she desperately needed a fridge. She told me the add sold the fridge the second she read it. She told me she planned on printing out the add and forever displaying it on the fridge. She asked for directions to my house and said she would pick it up in 30 minutes. She arrived, took a look, handed me some money, loaded it into her truck and drove away. She handed me $50.
Here is a link to the craigslist add
Submitted December 23, 2014 at 05:28PM by BeardedAndTatted http://ift.tt/1B1ohX0 TodayIWon
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