My mom doesn't have the flu, she was exaggerating for attention.
She's been at my house for 5 hours(she's not staying here, she and my dad are doing a vacation rental near by) in those 5 hours she has:
call me fat 3 times
Shorted out every breaker in the house.
Broken a lamp.
Moved my refrigerator.
Thrown everything in my closet on the floor and put food in my bedroom closet.
Covered my bathroom in dirt.
Scared my unborn child, seriously the baby has been hiding at the back of my uterus.
Took a dump and didn't flush.
Used 3 rolls of paper towels.
Told everyone that I'm moving to Japan. I'm not
Stepped on my brownies.
She's leaving in 15 minutes.
Submitted December 22, 2014 at 05:25AM by Danceswithyorkies http://ift.tt/1AvM6rY raisedbynarcissists
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