SJW’s have ruined my life:
- I grew up in fuck awful circumstances and was told time and time again that my white skin nullifies everything that happened to me (Even the scars on my face)
- My mother was a horrific human being, but feminist narrative always targeted me when I pointed it out
- SJWs have DDoS my webpage back in the late 1990s
- SJWs robbed my recording studio back when I ran one
- SJWs tried to use racial divisions to kick my daughter and her mother out of her housing situation
- SJWs turned a blind eye when my daughter was repeatedly the victim of politically-instigated racial violence
SJWs doxxed me in two separate occasions in an attempt to get me fired from programming contracts.
SJWs kicked my dog
SJWs put salt in my sugar container
SJWs abducted me and gave me an anal probe
SJWs friendzoned me
SJWs stole my ice cream
SJWs took my cream filled donuts, emptied them and then filled them with toothpaste
SJWs replaced my Heinz ketchup with no name brand
SJWS ate the last donut
SJWs cause climate change.
I once saw an SJW merge on the highway 20 mph below the speed limit. Don't ask me how I know they were an SJW, I just do.
SJWs are widening the San Andrea Fault.
SJWs never clean the lint screen after taking laundry out of the dryer.
SJWs suggested playable characters that weren't all white cis-dudes.
SJWs took away my internet points
SJWs put onion in my salad (worst vegetable)
SJWs made me question my devotion to TRP
SJWs made me feel an icky feel so icky I didn't post about it on AdviceAnimals
SJWs woke me up too early this morning
SJWs turned off my coffee maker program so I woke up to no hot coffee
SJWs are always after my lucky charms
SJWs stalk me in my dreams wearing claws on their hands and with faces all fucked up
SJWs set a facehugger on me a few hours ago and now I'm being that guy who pretends he wasn't facehugged and I'm just sitting here with my friends about to have an SJW burst out of my chest and acting like everything's fine
SJWs burned out the motor in my refrigerator
in the 1990s I led a team of anti-SJWs into space to blow up a giant SJW that was going to destroy the planet, and I died up there
credit: /u/HistoryOfGamerHatred, /u/shakha, /u/ladybrienneoftarth, /u/dress_code, /u/theoreticalFigment
Submitted November 21, 2014 at 01:35AM by somewhat_brave http://ift.tt/1uEkb5q GamerGhazi
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