St. Peter tells them that due to the recent influx of people, they will only be accepting those into heaven who have had a difficult life or particular gruesome death. He asks the first man in line how he died, the man tells him, "I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch them at it. I found the guy hanging from his fingertips on my balcony, naked. I got my hammer and went out there and started hitting his fingers. He fell, but landed in the bushes. He was okay. So then I went inside and got the refrigerator and pushed it off onto him. The strain of the effort gave me a heart attack and I died."
St. Peter agreed that this was an exceptional circumstance, so he allows the man in. Then he asks the next man how he died. The man begins, "I was on my balcony doing nude yoga when I twisted my ankle and fell off. Thankfully, I was able to catch hold of the balcony below me. But then this lunatic came out and started hitting my with a hammer. I fell, but landed in some bushes. Then the idiot pushed a refrigerator off onto me and I died."
St. Peter lets this man in as well. Then turns to the next man and asks him to explain how he died. "Okay, picture this. I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator." begins the man.
Submitted November 16, 2014 at 09:12PM by the_fella http://ift.tt/1EMZsiv Jokes
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