I can’t even remember the last time I did one of these. I had planned on doing one in Florida last month, but I did not take Disney into account. If you haven’t been to Disney, it’s a pretty mean place. That’s not even taking into account all the standing and the walking. I just want to talk about the smell. I had heard before that they “piped” smells in. I didn’t believe it before I went. I mean I was there before when I was nine, but I was nine and being nine means you do not know anything pretty much. Now, I am in my mid twenties ☺ and we are getting off “It’s a Small World” which is a pretty racist ride and I start to smell cinnamon. You can smell cream cheese icing. Then my wife says it: “Anyone want a cinnamon roll?” Fifteen minutes later, I feel like this
Today is a snow day. We were supposed to get wrecked- up to four inches an hour. I can see the line of clouds out of my window and it just missed us. We have maybe 2 inches. I decide to crack open an Old Man Winter Ale and review these Vape Wild juices on a .5 ohm coil at 4.5 watts. .
All juices are 20PG80V(a)G(ina) 3MG nic.
Get Your Jollies-
I am really sad at this one. It’s like when you break up with a girl and see her at a bar. You are both in the bag. You lock eyes and you go over. You get close to her and she smells like she used to. You start kicking game like the game that you kicked on the first night you met. You two start talking. She’s laughing and you buy her a drink, or if your game is strong enough, she buys you one. Fifteen minutes later, you go to the bathroom, she’s following and you’re getting a hander on the sink while she pees. Don’t judge me. I was in a tough place.
The flavor is a bit muted on this one. There’s an option to add a flavor boost for 50 cents, but I never really take that option. Aside from that, all of the other juices taste fine without one, so I don’t see the need. I’d like their input on this actually. Anyway, I can taste what is trying to happen just not sure if I like it. It’s fruity, but more dusty I think. It’s like some dusty old candy. The jolly rancher wrapper opened a bit in your pocket. You mulled it over and ate it. There was just a bit of lint on it. Eh.
5/10
Raspberry Lemonade.
Fuck you raspberry. Easily the worst fruit, raspberry tries to hang with lemonade, fuck raspberry. It’s spelled stupid and sounds stupid and I hate it. It has hair. Lemons are cool, though and lemonade is a non-refreshing drink that I will put some alcohol in and get way more drunk than I need to and kick all my friends out. I will OD on lemonade and not drink for a few weeks after a night of debauchery. I will most certainly end up sleeping on the couch, if I am allowed inside. This has a nice tangy, tart taste though. I don’t mind the stupid fucking raspberry when mixed with other things. This is a spot on raspberry lemonade. If you are looking for this particular flavor, you can’t go wrong with this. It’s sour and sweet and every other cliché that fits a glass of lemonade
7/10 for personal preference of having a past with lemonade
Rice Krisps
This is one of my favorites out of the bunch. It makes me whisper. It’s a whisper vape.
This is the best cereal vape I have ever had. I am a weird cereal eater. I love “Bran Flakes”, which is the Wegman’s knock off of Wheaties or regular ass “Toasted O’s”. Rice Krispies is one of my favorites. I ate a whole box once. In one sitting. Not the little box. The big joint. A Sam’s Club box, if you will, was eaten by me in one sitting. This is the Rice Krispie Treats cereal in a bottle. This is a real treat for me. We only got that shit when we did good in school or something and every time I vape this, I feel like I am putting an A on the refrigerator. It is what it is. I am not going to explain what it tastes like. It leaves my mouth a little dry though
18162627115356235356265165/7
Blue Lemon Squeezy
This is just a fancy name for blueberry lemonade. Nice try, VAPE WILD. This, unlike raspberry, gets mega props. I love me some blueberry and blueberries mixed with something is a fine combination. Of all the combinations, it’s one of my favorites. I love blueberry vapes like I hate strawberry vapes. /u/lousystoner once went on a tangent in a long ass PM and he made me hate strawberry now. But blueberry, oh you. Man. We actually have to schedule when my daughter eats blueberries. She gets so goddam messy, you can’t even imagine. Unless you have given a kid blueberries. She turns into a navy blue monster, but there’s something so beautiful about it. You get out the shit you use to wash your car to get the juice out of her face and you smile. This is a sweet and tangy masterpiece. Only thing missing is some menthol. I still find it cool, but man, it would really rock with some menthol
10/10- because any past with lemonade can’t beat blueberries
Double Rainbow
Guess what his is. Weird fishes, huh? That song just came on. Fucking whisper vape. I have a turntable with a robot arm. It’s a technic something or other and you just move this button and the arm goes over and plays the record. It’s something that you don’t need in your life, but it’s sure nice to have it. Much like this juice, it makes things a tiny bit easier for no reason. Vape Wild does us, the consumer, the privilege of mashing up our skittles into a ball and making it into a juice form. Don’t act like you just don’t dump a fun size bag into your mouth in one swoop. In a moment of weakness, you wake up in the m idle of the night and head to the candy bag from Halloween and grab a pack, sniff it and put it in your hole. That’s what she said. He said. It’s actually really strange that just realized I am listening to “In Rainbows”.
8/10 It's too fruity for me, but still on point.
Fruity Freeze
OMG. I got this bottle and I put it in a tank for the drive to Florida and I was trying to put my finger on what it was forever. I’ve had this flavor. Or something EXTREMELY similar. Sound Bwoy SK would probably call this blasphemy, but it’s thug juice. It’s at least a better version of Thug Juice with a way less racist name. I would venture to say that this is in fact, a bottle of Thug Juice that is mixed well. I ‘ve always loved that juice. It is one of the first juices I ever bought. Nothing ever beat that first bottle though. I have had some serious inconsistencies with it and refuse to order it again. I would have loved a huge bottle of it, but never wanted to chance it. I initially ordered a 30 and just wrecked it. I bought a 60 and am halfway through. I will buy a 237ml bottle, which is the biggest they sell, and I won’t worry about consistency. I am two for two so far. Don’t let me down Vape wild.
This is perfect fruity menthol. Beautiful.
Infinity/ infinity
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Until next time folks.
Submitted November 19, 2014 at 01:24AM by weender http://ift.tt/1urDP4K drunkvapes
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