So I finally have my best petty revenge story to date. About 2 months ago I had signed a lease agreement for an apartment with all utilities included for a year. The apartment itself has been nothing but a pain in the are since the very get go. I.e. filthy, broken furniture, bugs everywhere. It was a borderline meth house. But, we cleaned it up and made it livable and I was finally satisfied. Until a call from my landlord who lives right above me.
Before I get into detail, I should mention that my apartment is a basement level brick house that's surrounded by trees. It gets very hot and stuffy/humid because of this. So I tend to leave my air conditioner on close to 24/7 because it's really my only source of air circulation. (Windows are painted over and won't open) and you can already see where this is going. So in this phone call, my landlord says that he will "make me a deal" and "here's what we're going to do" he said, "I will reduce your rent by $40 in exchange of you paying the electricity utility because it's costing me too much." I told him I'm not going to agree with that because that's not what I signed up for. And before you say, "why don't you stop being a dick" please understand that this place was so neglected and this is just one of the many problems over dealt with this asshat.
So here's where my pretty revenge kicks in. He told me that because I refuse to sign the new contract, he will not be renewing my lease in 10 months. I told him that was fine. He thought just the a/c running was bad? Try all my lights when I'm gone, my TV, my surround sound, my Christmas lights (I'm feeling a little festive now), the a/c, my fan, two refrigerators, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Have fun with these bills, you neglectful ass.
Submitted October 19, 2014 at 08:47PM by SovietXedge http://ift.tt/1wWUooF pettyrevenge
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