Just had this one happen at dinner tonight, super proud of myself in a terrible way. I have a son who is drinking juice now, but in giving him some, I finished off the bottle. Wife goes to the refrigerator to get him more, not knowing...
Wife: "Ugh, who killed the juice?" Me: "Hitler" Wife: "... That is so wrong."
Submitted October 21, 2014 at 04:33AM by Uncleted626 http://ift.tt/1uw2lyT dadjokes
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