Sunday, October 26, 2014

Tee learned shit this weekend. What did you learn this weekend? Or if you didn't learn anything and are just a waste of space--how are you segueing into NoShameNovember? ca_twitter


I still have residual racecar in the tank, so I will use a numbered list to mitigate potential wall-of-texting.


1) Don't fucking take L-Tyrosine before Adderall. Feels great upon dosing but that's from extra serotonin (seriously, though I have never done MDMA I had feelings of warmth and empathy. On Adderall). I'm not risking serotonin syndrome and I feel like crap upon crashing--THIS is why I bought the L-Tyrosine.


2) I accidentally left my spacebag on the porch for 4 hours but I live in Michigan, so nature is already a refrigerator. Pleasant surprise there last night.


3) I'm trying to actively date for the first time since mid-2013 (before the move back to the hood with the auntee). Upon women behaving unpredictably in texts, I once again hate dating. Cleavage and ass pics sent from what (was?) next week's date ended after I sent THE SIGN, AND ONLY THE SIGN in this photo. So I was supposed to send a dick after all?


4) My text walls once again know no bounds and multicolored pens are amazing.


5) Want a good asspee? Drink heavily 2 nights in a row, eat Chinese buffet on the second night as well, take stimulants on day 3. Guaranteed asspee 1 hour after dosing. I guarantee it.







Submitted October 26, 2014 at 11:39PM by teedolladollabill http://ift.tt/12JdGVJ ca_twitter

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