So you young whipper-snapper-shitlords won't likely know what I'm talking about but back in the day we had IRC- internet relay chat- for communications on the Internet. You would run an "IRC client" and connect to an IRC server and find a "channel" that had a specific topic that you liked and chat with people all over the world. Undernet was one of the biggest, if not the biggest of these groups of IRC servers.
So a friend and I used to go on #bbw and talk to hams. Now this was before HAES and FA.. back then I just knew there were morons who thought fatties could be "big and beautiful".
We would start chatting up the fatties and get their attention and then start asking them things about how they got so fat, if they could move or walk farther than the refrigerator, etc. It wouldn't take long before they'd ban us so we'd use a proxy and get back in with a different username.
These ban enforcement would be programmed into a "bot" that would see your IP address and kick you back out automatically. Now these bots could also kick you and ban you based on keywords. It didn't take long before the word "harpoon" became an auto-ban thanks to our shitlording (before it was even a term).
We'd always get a kick out of messing with a new FA coming into the channel by telling them we were talking about that great old novel "Moby Dick" and asking what kind of weapon it was that you used to spear him with and when the FA would reply with the inevitable "harpoon" they'd be gone!
Ah.. the good old days- messing with fatties.
Submitted October 07, 2014 at 06:21AM by duck_dogers http://ift.tt/1ttl5ON TalesofFatHate
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