Monday, October 27, 2014

Learn how to put eggs in the refrigerator pettyrevenge


I live in a college apartment with three other guys. For the most part we don't have any problems, then there was the egg incident. The fridge is divided into 4 parts, 3 shelves and the door. My roommate with the door is not a smart man. One day I made the mistake of opening the door when he barely had his eggs in the door, they were on top of several other items. The carton fell and three eggs broke, leaving me to clean up.


Being in a rush to get to class I figured I'd just tell him what happened later. Wasn't my fault, shouldn't be a problem. Nope. I get a call from him after I get out of class.


Him: Hey, did you drop my eggs earlier? Me: Well they fell when I opened the door I didn't actally dr- Him: Oh okay. Well I took 3 of your eggs so we're cool. click


Normally I would just think "eh, it's only a few eggs. Not worth fighting over."


Then time went on, and I thought about. He took my eggs, without asking. MY EGGS. It wasn't my fault his broke, he should be grateful that I cleaned the mess. That shit wasn't going to fly.


I decided that once a month, for 4 months, to take 1 of his eggs to contribute to my breakfast. Why 4 when he took 3? For wasting my time and inconveniencing me. Fuck you, Justin.







Submitted October 28, 2014 at 06:18AM by coop72 http://ift.tt/1u0VC5M pettyrevenge

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