...and one of them falls out. How many are left? 599. In three simple steps, how do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. The lion has invited all the animals in the world to a big party. Which animal didn't show up? the giraffe, because he's still in the refrigerator. A very weak man crosses a swamp that is home to a family of alligators. He gets across safely. How? The alligators were at the lion's party. As soon as he gets across, he dies. Why? Because the brick from the first question hit him on the head!
Submitted September 21, 2014 at 10:41PM by TheKillerAssassin http://ift.tt/1uVkyZn Jokes
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