Punch lines Jokes

This is my campaign to reduce re-posting. I'm going to spoil as many often-reposted jokes as I can by posting the punch lines here. Please feel free to help me out.

Ha! I'm the bus driver!

I already have a cat.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I gave him a glass of water.

The first two had a stroke, but the third couldn't reach.

Only when he's drunk!

Mine actually says, "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day."

He vanished without a tres.

I want to gargle before she sits in it!

A Zippo is a little lighter.

Because the Indians have been gathering firewood like crazy.

Man, how much water did you drink?

I just wanted you to know what it's like when I'm driving.

I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.

They gave me a Chihuahua?!

No, I'm an asshole.

She got hit by a falling brick.

Give her another chance! Give her another chance!

Not if I have to explain it 5 times.

I finally got the first one!

OK, you can go, I didn't know you were a cop.

First class isn't going to Chicago.

That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari.

I didn't know your father was a pharmacist.

I just saw my wife on a skateboard.

A small medium at large.

A little condescending.

If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

No, they're all at the funeral.

Ha! Where are you going to get a lawyer?

They just beat the room for being black.

The robot slaps the mom.

I'm hiding in a refrigerator . . .

I'm just a bad conductor.

"Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!

Aye, matey!

The letter F.

No, she's left-handed.

Paint my house.

Boobies!

But there was no punch line.

Submitted December 22, 2017 at 10:03PM by beenthereonce2 http://ift.tt/2BkQpeC Jokes