A woman walks into the meatshop Jokes

And asks for chicken breasts. The butcher opens up the refrigerator, picks the last one up, and plops it on the weighing machine. The woman goes " It's only 400 grams, don't you have anything heavier?"

The butcher thinks for a while, takes the chicken breast back to the refrigerator, pulls the same one out, and plops it back to the weighing machine. Only this time, he puts the weight of his hands along with the meat.

" There you go mam! 700 grams of fresh chicken breasts", The butcher exclaims.

The woman looks at it, sighs, and says " I guess that might still not be enough for the party. Fuck it, give me both of them."

Submitted October 01, 2017 at 11:43PM by cs021093 http://ift.tt/2x7vNsn Jokes