Monday, February 6, 2017

Fuck me..what now? breakingmom

Dear fridge,

Please don't be fucked. We can't afford to fix you right now.

Love,

The one who stores the shit she wants to eat inside of you

It's making a weird thrummy noise (like a baseball card in the spoke of a bike..did anybody else but me do that to make weird thrummy noises?) that stops every time I open the refrigerator door.

::edited to add::

Giftless birthday parties for kids are now a THING? How sad. D:

Also..the fridge stopped making the noise. Probably just to spite me.



Submitted February 06, 2017 at 06:08PM by LadyGrizabella http://ift.tt/2kdgcwD breakingmom

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