A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a stewardess to take care of them for him. Jokes

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. The lawyer advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and he proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand."

Not one hand went up . . . . so she took them home and ate them.

Submitted December 08, 2016 at 08:34PM by yourbasicgeek http://ift.tt/2gFKFBG Jokes