In response to the arabic onion ice cream dad joke, my turkish dad told me a similar joke Jokes

One day the owner of a local teahouse got a unknown visitor, welcome said the owner, how may i help you? The man looks around and asks if they have any cold tea, the owner looks surprised and said no but we have warm tea.

The man friendly refuses and leaves the place

The next day the man comes again and asks if they have any cold tea, but again the owner says no but we have warm tea

Again the man friendly refuses and leaves the place

The owner thinks to himself, this man comes everyday asking for some cold tea i should put one cup in the refrigerator for when he comes again.

And yes, the next day the man comes to the teahouse and asks: do you have any cold tea?

The owner says yes! We have cold tea.

Man: good, can you warm it up for me?

Submitted October 25, 2016 at 09:25PM by iusedtolikepokemon http://ift.tt/2dFETmx Jokes