A brick dropped from a plane. Jokes

Question: On a plane there are 500 bricks. If you drop one, how many remain?

Answer: 499.

Question: And how do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Answer: Open the refrigerator, insert elephant, close the refrigerator.

Question: And how do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, insert the giraffe, close the refrigerator.

Question: It's the birthday party of the lion and all animals but one are present. Who is missing?

Answer: The giraffe. He's still in the fridge.

Question: Grandma wants to cross the crocodile swamp. Are there crocodiles in the swamp?

Answer: No, the crocodiles are on the birthday party of the lion.

Question: Grandma crosses the crocodile lake, but gets killed? How?

Answer: A brick dropped from a plane.

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