Thursday, December 25, 2014

/r/lightbulb report: Wednesday, January 01, 2014 - Thursday, December 25, 2014 subredditreports


Totals: 351 days, 1,604 posts, 11,085 comments.

Included in this report: The top 1,604 posts, and 11,177 of the top comments, by 3,929 distinct authors.

No posts were gilded, but 3 comments were gilded.




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663/u/Exaskryz Set a preference for "Quiet" or "Chat" when booking an airplane ticket. You're seated next to someone with the same preference.
544/u/EmailIsABitOptional "An unwritten rule" on the internet, that everytime someone unfairly spoiled a movie/show/book/game, everyone else would post "fake spoilers" so that anyone who hadn't known it yet wouldn't know which is true.
451/u/I_See_Wrong_People An app like Tinder or Grindr, only you have to take a fresh photo every time you open it, so no one can use old or photoshopped pics, and the people you meet are exactly as they appear on your phone.
333/u/xMoneyShadow Morgan Freeman should record himself saying every letter of the alphabet at different pitches and attitudes so that we can still make good documentaries in the future
329/u/s0undwave A short battery in desktop PCs that will activate in the event of a power outage and allow you to save your work
287/u/WiseWordsFromBrett Improve Reddit by letting us customize our subreddit priorities for the front page, give our own 'weight' to subreddits if you will...
275/u/RenaKunisaki Low-priority text messages
254/u/TheBananaKing A game where customizing your character is the game.
242/u/chindogubot A progress bar displayed in the back seat of the car so that the kids can see for themselves "if you're there yet"
230/u/helgihermadur There should be a fast marijuana delivery service in Colorado called "Instagram".
226/u/chindogubot A "Scam Baiter" reality show where they find people running scams, expose them and embarrass/arrest them while educating the viewers about common scams to watch out for
225/u/Exaskryz Browser plugin that detects acronyms and will tell you what they mean if you hover over it
224/u/VAGINA_PLUNGER Prom dresses should just be sold with one or two matching ties.
221/u/Star-spangled-Banner Every time someone makes a bid on Ebay, another minute should automatically be added to the duration of the auction. In that way, buyers would not be determined by who was lucky enough to bid in the last second, but instead who was actually willing to pay the most money
209/u/capncactus A random subreddit button that excludes towns and sports teams.
198/u/Naggers123 Earphones that sense when they are removed from the ear
183/u/visionaryAVA341 A new take on celebrity AMAs
182/u/asongaboutaditch Put all the CNN/Fox/etc. debaters in booths that mute their microphone if they go over a certain decibel level.
181/u/TeaAndMurder A website, like Wikipedia, that lists all the parts within an object, where they came from, and what other machines uses similar parts
179/u/elephant_parmesean A TV that detects that you're eating crunchy food and automatically puts on the subtitles for whatever you're watching.
175/u/Prometheus_Down Alcohol companies should subsidize the production of driverless cars
174/u/runninggun44 A mute button on a microwave.
166/u/becauseisaidiwould Gyms in airports so you can actually do something productive when you're 2 hours early for a flight.
162/u/captainyakman A "How to write a CV/resume" guide that doesn't use an overly qualified and experienced person as its example.
161/u/SheWasMyShane A solar powered A/C that will cool your car while it's parked in the sun.
160/u/Patrickfoster Possibly already done, but a book which is written at first, in, say, English, but gradually introduces more of another language, so that by the end, you can read in both languages.
156/u/zoozema0 An app like Tinder but there are no pictures until you match, liking or disliking is purely based on personality and then you get to see pictures.
154/u/TrevX9 A Fitbit/Pedometer that gives kids a universal digital currency to spend in video games.
152/u/prendagast All Shampoos and Conditioners should have a large 'S' or 'C' on the top and bottom of the bottle.
148/u/broken_shins McDonald's should open a "Vintage" restaraunt that uses the menu and appearance of a 1955 McDonald's store.
146/u/RealWorldJunkie Facebook should have a 'Spreading falsified or misleading facts' report button
144/u/bucherman7 A toilet with a "garbage disposal" in it so is just grinds up any blockage. No more plunging!
144/u/ShetlandJames When transferring large numbers of files and leaving the computer unattended sometimes a file conflict stops the transfer. Microsoft should make it so that non-conflicting files can continue the transfer so you don't return to your computer hours later with only 5% transferred.
143/u/Ican-read Netflix should allow you create a channel that plays your favourite shows.
142/u/llcooljessie Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul should star in a series of chemistry videos for elementary and high school audiences
135/u/andycheeseman Headphones that have a proximity sensor in them, so they know you have taken them off and can pause your music.
135/u/squid_pea A grocery cart that adds up the price of everything you put in it.
134/u/El_Dumfuco A cooking show where you can see what master chefs do when they just want a little snack for themselves, nothing big
134/u/EliBucher A RES feature that lets you quickly view the top comment without having to go to the comment page.
131/u/ZedSpot When you call 911 phones should automatically display your location and cross streets (nearest exits for highway) so you can immediately tell them where you are.
130/u/-MY- Google should add "ghost mode" to Waze/Maps, so if you switch lanes or take an alternate route, the cars that were next to you at the time will leave a trail. That way you can compare the route you're on vs. the route you were on before.
127/u/doppelbach Shazam for car engine sounds
126/u/antiTelephonica Surgery at birth to make everyone sterile, but able to temporarily reverse it on demand. All pregnancies are intentional, no more abortions.
125/u/TestSubject45 Getting a bunch of famous webcomic artists, painters, and cartoonists to play a game of Pictionary for charity. Winning team chooses a charity that the money goes to.
124/u/wtfjen A service that lends homeless people warm clothes and a snow shovel so they can make money shoveling driveways
122/u/elephant_parmesean Condoms that change color when they come in contact with an STI.
121/u/ZootKoomie A website where you can scan your skintone and order personal "flesh tone" band-aids
121/u/drew2013 A spray on sun block room (like at tanning salons) but at the beach.
121/u/mnemoniker A service that lets you link a spotify playlist to your phone number, and then any company you call that uses the service plays that for you when you're on hold
119/u/baraqiyal Exercise equipment that lets you compete against other exercisers remotely via Internet connection.
119/u/Charlosisflantastic Do a full body 3D scan of everybody that joins the military.
119/u/montadito In An Elevator, Pushing the Floor Button Again Should Cancel the Selection
118/u/mangomonster926 Make windshields out of the same material as "transitions glasses lenses" but without the prescription.
118/u/hardypart You should be able to set the personal importance of each subreddit, so that from some subreddits only the really good stuff appears on your frontpage.
118/u/Hyper_Threaded Sell Grave plots in a package with a headstone, QR code and a domain for that person. Scan the code and get an entire life bio .Throw in a few photos and a short video of the person.
117/u/ZetaBronze A wiki for info on politicians, including their voting history on bills/laws, promises made when campaigning, platform beliefs, times breaking the law, scandals, etc.
116/u/TheFlyingMarlin Having the option to send a text message to 911 in the event that calling would be dangerous
115/u/Fuzzy-Duck With every serious ask reddit post include one comment for non serious replies to be posted under.
115/u/orost A fizz pill that can be put into flat soda to reintroduce CO2
114/u/MpegEVIL Have 3 directors produce the same script and compare the resulting movies
112/u/Magowntown A shazam for bird calls?
111/u/graaahh A subreddit where you pay something you want from another country, and someone from that country offers to buy it and ship it to you in exchange for something from your country
111/u/Stikanator A smartphone app that starts as a completely blank app except for a button to send suggestions, and the app is totally built from highly rated suggestions from users
111/u/Snookerman Make microwave ovens turn a whole number of revolutions every 30 seconds so your plate/mug always ends up in the same position it started when using the quick start button
111/u/skullbeats Tinder should have a herpes tag, so that you only get matched with other people with herpes, and that way everyone can get some lovin
110/u/Ancel3 A refrigerator with a glass door, so you can see what all you have to eat without standing there with the door open. Name it the "Clear as Icebox"
109/u/graaahh A game show where one contestant a week is given one million dollars. If they can make money off of that money, they keep the profits at the end of the week.
108/u/Lolrama If you accidentally press to go to the wrong floor on an elevator, long press the button to cancel it
106/u/wtfjen Today I Finally Realized: a subreddit for stupid realizations (ex. TIFR Dr. Evil is played by the same actor as Austin Powers)
105/u/Irradiance Make it a requirement of university research assignments that they significantly improve the associated Wikipedia page.
105/u/trekiez_revamped A game where instead of unlocking weapons when you gain experience and gain levels, you lose them. Then the top players would actually require skill instead of using OP weapons.
103/u/SeeYouSpaceCorgi A charging port on either side of a laptop so no matter how you're positioned, there's no fuss with the cord.
103/u/ZenMonkey47 Create a "Nobel Prize" for whistleblowers. Guarantee recipients an income and give prestige to companies that hire them.
102/u/Reerhy1 Have a subreddit where, ever person pays a pound/dollar per share until all 1 million shares are sold, so we have a million pounds/dollars, then we hire professionals to bet/invest this money to increase it, and then share it all out.
101/u/Deathwagon Amazon should have something available similar to Reddit Gold to give for helpful and accurate reviews.
101/u/gummywormsyum Add a TLDR for all Wikipedia articles.
100/u/Vipi Create a "Waiting on a call" mode on phones, so that only the person you're waiting for to call you is able to do so
100/u/Nostrmontis Police weapons should have micro-cameras mounted to them that start recording when the safety is turned off
99/u/ao17 A button on Netflix where after you choose what TV show you wanted to watch, you can press "random"
99/u/jamopop Allow editing of titles for 10 minutes after posting.
98/u/badgersofdoom Someone should invent Naanchos using toasted naan bread as chips, various indian dishes for the toppings and yogurt sauce in place of sour cream.
97/u/IAmTheBard Two superhero movies about the exact same event, following two different teams of heroes.
96/u/hello_electro A bitcoin-like currency where you make money by contributing your computing power to real world problems.
96/u/Approvingcanadian Lego monopoly, where you create a Lego character for your board piece and you build your own hotels, the rent determining how many pieces you get to use to build the structure.
96/u/Turtle_Power86 A L.A. Noire style game that's scully and mulder as the detectives.
95/u/ShetlandJames A candle with a spiral wick so that it doesn't just burn a hole down the centre
94/u/Irradiance A citizen-exchange treaty whereby you can emigrate to any country so long as you can find someone there to immigrate to yours.
93/u/zurkog A QR code on receipts that lets you download (and keep track of) your purchases
93/u/AdderallLifeQuote /r/CannabisExtracts should have been /r/TreeSap
93/u/WilderApple Give cancelled shows a mini series to finish off story lines
93/u/illmatic2112 Hire Mexican announcers who can speak English to broadcast games of soccer
92/u/tanmnm Fundraising website that lets common people tell politicians "if you vote for X we will donate $ to whoever runs against you"
92/u/kiwimark Have a reddit/x/ - Where every current reddit sub is pornographic version of itself.
91/u/kenttamies Tinder for play dates. An app that connects stay-at-home parents with other stay-at-home parents .
91/u/Omni314 Facebook should have a button/hotkey to blur all personal details so you can take screenshots.
90/u/Naggers123 An app that plays your local police radio scanner alongside a jazz noir playlist.
90/u/Karra_X A Reddit dating app that match-makes users based on what subreddits they use, voting patterns, etc.
89/u/TheDigileet The check engine light in your car should change colors to show the severity of the problem
89/u/shogi_x Whenever a celebrity doing an AMA is given Reddit Gold, a portion of the purchase goes to a charity of their choice.
89/u/rocky1rocky2 Give a bunch of artists the same lyrics, and see how each interprets them differently.
89/u/GoldenGoat The Walking Dead should create a spinoff called The Walking Dead 1607, where early colonists encounter zombies in the New World.
89/u/spiderboi56 Subfilter for Reddit SAVED posts
88/u/munkadelix Build TV's that, when off, are a mirror. That way your TV makes the room look bigger and less of a focal point when company is over.
87/u/chindogubot A certification test for tattoo artists on correct spelling and grammar
86/u/LVKAS_AVRELIVS Hey Google, had an idea for Chrome
86/u/Gratian89 An app that lets you list things you own to rent them out to other users in your area.
86/u/Exaskryz In MS Word and other programs, the cursor becomes slanted when you toggle italics. The cursor should become thicker for bold and have a slight underline for underline.
85/u/Thexorretor Use it or lose it: Laws expire after 5 years if no one has been charged with the crime
85/u/King_of_the_Nerdth Put pay-per-use gyms in large hub airports.
85/u/MystyrNile Ability to make a 911 call on the internet
84/u/Waker_Glass Crosswalk buttons that measure temperature and moisture. The light changes faster for walkers when the temperatures get too low, or if it is raining or snowing.
84/u/Baby_venomm A subreddit called MentorCenter where you can pick a (mentor/mentee) to provide(for you/with) advice, tips, or guidance on various topics from your education, career, location, etc.
84/u/HarryPotter5777 A RES feature that color-codes the "OP" of top-level comments, secondary comments, etc.
84/u/itszimz A Kickstarter campaign to bring back new episodes of Bill Nye the Science Guy
84/u/ZedSpot An /r/IAmA type subreddit where celebrities come on but don't give away their identities. Redditors must figure out who they are by asking questions.
84/u/ineeddrugas every reddit page should have its own chat window
82/u/whitefalconiv A web browser addon like adblock that loads the ad data in the background, but never shows it to the user.
81/u/Omni314 A thing that says "Hey you haven't visited X subreddit in a while", to make sure you see all your subscribed subs.
81/u/PozPartyAnimal A cartoon series demonstrating all of the sexual acts listed in Urban Dictionary
81/u/jmoney6 A tinder for activities
81/u/MJMSessions A text-to-speech option that yells if everything is in caps.
81/u/Mirrorboy17 It's fairly commonplace to remake an old film/book and set it in the present day (Sherlock, 10 Things I Hate About You, etc). Why not take a modern story and set it in the past?
80/u/curious_skeptic Netflix should let you delete selectively from your history
80/u/jaspersgroove A freaking salsa/queso jar that I don't have to put in a different bowl to get at the stuff inside without breaking chips and getting it all over my fingers. Seriously, every dip company ever, make the damn thing one inch shorter and one inch wider.
79/u/crazyface1295 An application for your cell phone that locks the screen on whatever you were looking at. That way when you are showing someone a picture they can't look at anything else afterword. Expost: r/crazyideas
79/u/HarryPotter5777 Google Chrome extension: If you highlight a word and press W, a new tab will open with the first result when that word is searched for in wikipedia.
79/u/BixxBender123 A website or app for couples, where they can enter all of the crazy, weird, or embarassing stuff they're into (sexual or otherwise) and it will only be revealed to the partner if there's a match
79/u/EuphemismTreadmill Reddit Lead: pay to add a lead balloon next to a deplorable comment or post. Ever see a comment so horrible you think, "Good lord, I'd pay actual money to downvote this ten times."
78/u/why_is_stuff Netflix should have view counts on their movies and TV episodes.
77/u/IAmARedditorOnReddit SNL All-Star Cast: For one season, SNL's cast is composed entirely of former cast members and writers
77/u/PaintedCeiling Gym equipment should double as electric generators and people using the machines should earn a percentage of the value of the electricity they generate while working out.
76/u/UnfunnyWoman All planted trees in towns and cities should be fruit or nut bearing trees.
76/u/fwy A water gun that attaches onto a bicycle and its pressurized by pedaling.
76/u/OnlyMyOpinion An app like Shazam for animal sounds
76/u/HoratioRastapopulous Closed Captioned Google Glass App for Deaf People
76/u/hardypart The amount of replies to a submission should also affect its ranking
76/u/NickDav14 A website where you pay someone to buy a thing you want that's not available in your country and mails it to you.
75/u/hondablake When somebody finds the video of a NSFW image, tag it as, "source." Reddit would automatically tag that video and put it alongside the title so that you don't have to click the comment section to find the video.
75/u/darkgandhi05 An intelligent traffic light system with speed signs that recommend how fast to drive in order to reduce the amount of idling at red lights
75/u/I_See_Wrong_People Put an Uber client in a Google car, and your self-driving vehicle pays for itself while you sleep and work.
75/u/myvirginityisstrong IMDB for books
75/u/TheGeorge A reddit or website where the actual truth behind "true" movies is pulled apart.
75/u/myvirginityisstrong Ban everyone that edits their comments and adds ''WOW my top comment is about ....''
74/u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER X post from /r/crazyideas. The show COSMOS with full integration to an Oculus Rift.
73/u/thedoorlocker A cell phone with a built in breathalyzer that alerts the recipient of the sender's blood alcohol level.
73/u/theshankm Make episodes of crime shows like CSI and Law and Order varying lengths, so the perpetrator could be one of the first people they question.
73/u/phijie Microsoft should make a Siri competitor and call it Clippy.
73/u/YaBoiBry A subreddit where bargain hunters help people find their desired product at the cheapest price
73/u/steelpan TVs should have a 'mirror' mode, where you can watch TV via a mirror on an opposite wall.
72/u/mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph A site that compares current college textbooks to previous versions.
72/u/stiick Downvoted posts drop off your front page.
72/u/missmaggy2u A Microsoft Word Update that has a button for "MLA Format"
71/u/SinisterKid Movie theaters should have bathrooms with stalls that 'overlook' the movie.
71/u/A_Rose_Thorn A sub that tells you which sub your post belongs in.
71/u/radix07 Popsicle and ice cream bars with an edible stick.
71/u/PerfectHair A bot that follows around posters to TheFappening and comments back at them with a list of Anti-NSA posts they've made.
71/u/AlchemyPhoenix Microwaves should have a silencer switch
70/u/Navolas2 A Google map algorithm that figures out gas expenses for a trip
70/u/Sizzzled If someone sends you a friend request on Facebook, privacy settings are negated giving you access to profile pictures and whatnot
70/u/StipoBlogs A news site that keeps track on the stuff standard media have dropped.
69/u/GeorgeWashingtonBush Plugin to replace terms and conditions with crowd sourced bullet point summary including warnings.
69/u/jmoney6 A laptop that has a charge port on both sides
69/u/expert02 Craigslist should have a separate "Project Vehicles" section where all vehicles you can't drive home must be put
69/u/BFranklinMusic YouTube should allow me to play audio without having to keep the screen on.
69/u/FieryGreen A body-switch romantic comedy where a man and a woman who are friends switch bodies, learn more about each other then fall in love
69/u/SgtBrowncoat Tesla should make an electric lawnmower and other heavy electric tools
69/u/expert02 Youtube should broadcast a live feed of the Earth from Space
69/u/ElBenito An app called 'Friender' for people who just want to make friends.
69/u/averagecollegekid93 how do i install my ceiling light in my room?
68/u/Baby_venomm Only hire veterans for roles of soldiers in combat movies
68/u/littlescamp Why hasn't Chevrolet come out with the Chevy Chase yet?
68/u/hello_electro Branded tutorials made by the (US) government on how to use their services properly and a required high school class that teaches this material
68/u/breakingfan52 A GPS navigation that is transparent an on your windshield lining up with where you are driving in real time.
68/u/CourierOfTheWastes Old 1980's Text Adventures like Zork should make a comeback on Cell Phones
65/u/Rawr_Bacon Put QR codes on pet's collars






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